We nark on your downtime
Simple, reliable uptime monitoring for people who'd rather be coding than babysitting dashboards. Know when things break before your users @ you on Twitter.
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Your Things
Everything's mostly boring
Join developers and teams who've had enough of overpriced, overcomplicated monitoring tools.
Everything you need, nothing you don't
We built this for ourselves first. Then realized others might want monitoring that doesn't require a PhD or a second mortgage.
Multi-check monitoring
HTTP, TCP, DNS, SSL, Ping. One thing, many checks. Know exactly what broke.
Fast detection
Check every 30 seconds. We'll know before your customers do. Usually.
Alerts your way
Email, SMS, Slack, webhooks. Get paged however you like to be interrupted.
Self-hosted infrastructure
We run on our own metal. No AWS bill to pass on to you. No ironic outages.
Incident history
See what went down, when, and for how long. Perfect for post-mortems and blame-shifting.
Response metrics
Track response times over time. Catch that creeping latency before it bites.
Dead simple setup
You'll be monitoring in under 2 minutes. We timed it.
Add a Thing
Servers, APIs, websites - we call them Things. Add the endpoint, give it a name.
Attach Checks
Pick what to monitor: HTTP status, SSL expiry, response time, content keywords, whatever.
Get Narked
Something breaks? We'll tell you. Fast. Through whatever channel you prefer.
Pricing that doesn't make you cry
We're not trying to compete with enterprise tools. We're trying to not be them.
Free
For side projects and indie hackers
- 3 Things
- 5 checks per thing
- 5 minute intervals
- 7 days data retention
- Email alerts
Pro
For growing teams and serious projects
- 25 Things
- 10 checks per thing
- 30 second intervals
- 30 days data retention
- All notification channels
- API access
- Priority support
Business
For teams that need more
- Unlimited Things
- Unlimited checks
- 15 second intervals
- 90 days data retention
- Custom integrations
- Dedicated support
Ready to stop refreshing your browser?
Set up monitoring in minutes. Get alerts when things break. Go back to building cool stuff.